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What I’d Like to Ask Seahawks Coach Jim Mora

During the waning moments of the Seahawks’ atrocious loss Sunday to one-win Tampa Bay–perhaps the worst home defeat in team history–my friends and I proposed possible post-game press conference questions for Jim Mora.

We all hoped someone might ask about the playoffs, in hopes of inspiring a repeat of Jim Mora Sr.’s famed rant. David had a suggestion: “This isn’t really a question, but…I hate you? You ruined my fall?”

But for me, this is the one question I really would love to see Mora answer. Verbatim from Office Space:

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Seth Kolloen

At-Large Sports Seth Kolloen, a fourth-generation Seattleite, has been obsessing over local sports since seeing his first Mariners game on Bruce Bochte T-shirt day. Former executive editor of Sports Northwest Magazine and contributing columnist to the Seattle P-I, he now writes Exit 164 at Sportspress Northwest. He's also written for the Stranger, Seattle Metropolitan, Deadspin, and every bathroom stall south of 85th St.