Seahawks vs. Saints: Who Has the Comedy Edge?

Look, America, you made Little Fockers a number one movie, gave Sarah Palin a political voice, and because of you, the Olive Garden unlimited pasta bowl is a dinner option, so don’t complain about having to watch the 7-9 Seahawks in the playoffs. My fellow ‘Mericans, you get what you deserve, so hold off on the jokes, unless of course you are the comedy geniuses at The Onion or Aqua Teen Hunger Force, you guys can say whatever you want:

However, for those who like their sports comedy not funny, you always have a friend in Ron Judd. Seriously, how do you mess up a joke with this set-up: “[Hasselbeck] is known for putting more balls on more Seattle turf than…”?