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posted 03/26/10 02:26 PM | updated 03/26/10 02:26 PM
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And Then Kurt Cobain Rolled in His Grave

By Clint Brownlee
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Hannah Montana doppelganger Miley Cyrus (whom my wife calls “Moose Face”) recently told MTV that Justin Bieber (whoever that is) isn’t her kind of guy. No, her ideal guy lives fast, fronts a huge Seattle grunge band, dies young, and leaves a not-so-good-looking corpse. "I like Kurt Cobain,” she said. “[He] is like my dream boyfriend." Like, totally.

Hey, if Zac Efron is cast as the Nirvana frontman in the upcoming Cobain biopic, maybe Moose Face could land Courtney Love’s role. They do have cheekbones and overexposure in common.

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Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus needs to shut her mouth until she gets some schooling. She needs to read some basic philosophy and take a good speech class.
Comment by Jodi
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I could imagine
that she liked them brainless. Perhaps not so literally, though.
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rolled in grave
oh God, I bet that Mr. Cobain knew this would happen and that's when he killed himself. I don't blame him.
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