WHAT YOU THINK:Governor Gregoire and Mayor McGinn have a strong dislike for each other, stemming from the viaduct/tunnel decision.

APRIL FOOLS! The two love birds have been married for twenty years and co-wrote “Northwest’s Best Places to Kiss” from memory.

WHAT YOU THINK: Water pouring into the I-90 Floating Bridge caused it to sink.

APRIL FOOLS! God, answering prayers from anti-tax constituents, went back in time and sank the bridge to prevent tolls from being collected. Only later did He realize He sank the wrong bridge.

WHAT YOU THINK: Paul Allen has hard feelings towards Bill Gates about being pushed out of Microsoft.

APRIL FOOLS! Gates and Allen don’t exist; they are two characters played by master impressionist and comedian Steve Ballmer.