Emails from the Sarah Palin administration were released recently. After reading all 24,000 emails, The SunBreak has discovered this chilling missive between then-Governor Palin and Erika Fagerstrom, the so-called “Resident Executive Manager” of the Governor’s mansion. Coded words explained below.

From: Governor Sarah Palin [govpalin@gov.state.ak.us]
Sent: Friday. April 06, 2007 8:52 AM
To: Fagerstrom; Erlka (GOV)
Subject: RE: Prayer Breakfast Photos Easter

No one’s* expected to attend – I think l’ll just pass the word** around about it.

Easter***: I think all I need is for dye – does Stef**** have food coloring? I’m sure we have vine l’Il just
mixed food coloring with vinegar if we have those two ingredients so I can dye eggs with the girls*****. Can we get more eggs also?

let Stef know that Todd****** is coming in tomorrow. And that we may invite a few “homeless” staffers over
for Easter meal. feel sorry for some of these single staffers who have no famlly******* down herel I want to
Invlte them to come have lunch******** or something that dey so they have a least a bit of a fun thing to do – but certainly don’t want to burden house staff********* with this idea.

Stef could just perhaps add a few extra ingredients in anything to make a blgger meal – plus we have the leftover stew********* from last night- it can bevery simple with no need for staff to do anything extra this would just be a casual gathering of a few folks********** who would appreciate any home cooked meal durlng this busy time in the session***********.

Hope Stef wouldn’t feel burdened at this last-minute idea (and I can certainly “pull together something myself”************ for Sunday if this is too muchl It seems there are ingredients and foodstuffs all over ln the

You’re awesome Erika.

Thanksl*************

NOTES:

*”No one” — Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal, nephew of King Abdullah

**”the word” — A top-secret briefing transmitted by satellite daily to 48 of the world’s top banking executives, Palin, and Ted Nugent.

***”Easter” — Cultish holiday celebrating resurrection a.k.a. zombies.

****”Stef” — Should be rendered “S.T.E.F.,” (Standard Temporal Energy Field) a sentient orb of anti-matter that serves as Palin’s secretary and can be activated to cause time to run backwards. Also can store up to 4 GB of music files.

*****”dye eggs with the girls” — Pass locations of Soviet nuclear devices to Pakistani ISI agents.

******”Todd” — Known to the world as Palin’s husband, actually a pod of shape-shifting symbiotic organisms sent from an alternate universe to monitor Earth’s conversion to a mining colony.

*******”single staffers who have no family” — Literally true, as Palin requires all staffers to terminate their families.

********”lunch” — meth

*********”house staff” — Little people sent back in time to train as ninja assassins under the Tokogawa shogunate.

**********”stew” — meth

***********”casual gathering of a few folks” — Meeting of the Executive Triumverate of Pangaea, the highest level of the secret world government .

************”the session” — In the universal time/space clock, a “session” is 18 roundtrips at light speed from Andromeda to Bode’s Galaxy.

*************”pull something together myself” — Release the secret aural signal indicating that koalas (actually trans-galactic demolition experts) should activate and sink Australia.

**************”Thanksl” — The “l” at the end of “thanks” indicates that the message should be cced to Palin’s closest advisors, the former cast of Almost Live.