Stagnant Air Advisory Gets an Extra Week, by Popular Demand

Seattle and its stagnant blanket of air (Photo: MvB)

Yesterday I pulled off the bike trail to take a picture of the blindingly beautiful afternoon in Seattle: The mountain was out, the sun was setting in the west, and all looked pristine.  But upon closer inspection, a troubling band of brown air appeared hovering over Seattle and southward. The high pressure system locked in place above us is responsible for a lot of things: morning fog, pesky low clouds, and also degrading air quality. (KIRO’s Sam Argier explains “stagnant air” for you, here.)

The National Weather Service in Seattle has just extended its air stagnation advisory until this Friday at 4 p.m. (it was set to expire today at 7 p.m.):

AIR QUALITY…A PROLONGED PERIOD OF STAGNANT ATMOSPHERIC CONDITIONS WILL CONTINUE THIS WEEK. THIS WILL TRAP POLLUTANTS NEAR THE SURFACE AND CAUSE AIR QUALITY TO GRADUALLY DEGRADE AS LONG AS STAGNANT CONDITIONS PERSIST. […] PERSONS WITH RESPIRATORY ILLNESS SHOULD FOLLOW THEIR PHYSICIANS ADVICE FOR DEALING WITH HIGH LEVELS OF AIR POLLUTION.

Puget Sound Clean Air currently rates King and Kitsap county air at moderate, Pierce and Snohomish at unhealthy for sensitive groups. South of Seattle, Duwamish Valley and South Park have troubles with air quality year ’round, and this is just piling on. Most of Seattle proper is still within the Good range, with Beacon Hill claiming the best air.

Despite this, there is no burn ban in effect yet for King and Kitsap, though Pierce and Snohomish are at Stage One.

Where is our oxygen bar when we need it most?

Santa Takes on The Devil in a Grudge Match in Ballard Tonight!

Susan Olsen (yes, Cindy of The Brady Bunch fame) confessed it to be her favorite Christmas movie in a recent Facebook post, and who am I to argue?

The Hell with It’s a Wonderful Life. Miracle on 34th Street? Meh. Give me a demented Mexican import from 1959 starring Santa Claus, Merlin the Magician, The Devil, and creepy dancing dolls any old day of the holidays.

Santa Claus, the aforementioned holiday spectacle, must be the most mind-broilingly bizarre Christmas flick ever committed to celluloid. Imported by Florida businessman K. Gordon Murray in the late 1950’s, it wended its way through two decades of kiddie matinee programming and made a mint for its importer.

In it, Jolly Old Saint Nick employs ethically-questionable child labor to craft toys. He operates from a floating castle in the air. He uses an armada of James-Bond-cum-Rube-Goldberg devices to assess which kids are Good Little Boys and Girls. He sports a sleigh pulled by creepily-immobile white wind-up-toy reindeer. And he scores narcotic wacky dust from Merlin the Magician to knock out the small fry for toy delivery. He’s the good guy.

Old Pitch the Devil tempts a little girl to steal a doll, draws forth the ugliest id-generated impulses in innocent bystanders, incites a trio of Juvenile-Delinquents-in-training to vandalize local stores and kidnap Santa, and sics a snarling dog on everyone’s favorite flamboyantly-dressed toy deliveryman in an attempt to thwart Christmas.

Did I mention it’s a kid’s flick? And that it’s so weird that it makes Santa Claus Conquers the Martians look like, well, It’s a Wonderful Life?

The guys at Mystery Science Theater 3000 immortalized the movie on one memorable episode, but there’s really nothing like watching the Real McCoy, uncut and unexpurgated. I’ll be presenting it tonight at 8pm at the Aster Coffee Lounge in scenic Ballard, Washington.  The Aster serves light food, beer, and wine, so it’s possible to actually eat, drink, and be merry. Yours truly will also be introducing the film, replete with choice factoids about its surreal breach-birth, and the cult reputation it’s acquired over the years.

Admission’s free for this screening of Santa Claus, so you don’t have to worry about blowing your holiday dollars…just your mind.

The National Brings Their Sonorous Melancholy to The Neptune

(Photo: Chelsea Nesvig)

While a recent article in the Seattle Times found some in the local music scene contemplating the Neptune’s quick success as a concert venue–and some remarking that its shows could all be booked elsewhere–The National rolled into town from Brooklyn to play two sold-out nights, and it was hard to believe that this show would have worked anywhere else.

The Neptune’s restored grandeur perfectly matched The National’s moody sonic opulence, and they made the most of their first opportunity at the new player in Seattle’s concert scene.

With a large screen behind them, the show began before anyone set foot onstage, as a camera following the band backstage fed live green room images to the eager masses. Finally ready to perform, well-dressed lead singer Matt Berninger, the only band member without a brother or instrument onstage with him, anchored himself and his seductive baritone at stage center, between guitar players Aaron and Bryce Dessner. In standard hands-gripping-the-microphone-and-closed-eyes pose, he kicked off their latest LP High Violet– heavy set with “Runaway.”

(photo: Chelsea Nesvig)

Throughout the evening, the band kept with the rainbow theme of the High Violet cover, as the lights and cameras doused the stage with a new color and background image for every song. During “England” and its talk of “famous angels” and “a Los Angeles cathedral,” graphics of bright blue and red stained glass windows appeared.  Between songs, Berninger alternated between talk of a new drink name he’d just come up with (vodka and Coke should be called a Cold War!) and his self-reported screw-ups being noted by the Dessner brothers.

The band’s 2007 album Boxer had the next heaviest mention in the setlist with “Racing Like a Pro,” “Squalor Victoria,” and crowd favorite “Fake Empire” coming toward the end. Alligator’s epic closer (and probable Berninger throat-destroyer) “Mr. November” showed up during the encore, right after a gorgeous version of Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers deep cut “Lucky You.”

The end of the four-song encore found the whole band in a semi-circle at the front of the stage, with even Berninger away from his microphone. After some shouting at the crowd to quiet down so they could “do something artsy,” the band launched into an acoustic version of “Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks.” As the band’s unamplified voices melded into the singing crowd, the song’s repeated line made perfect sense: “All the very best of us string ourselves up for love.”

In Jazz News, a Charlie Brown Holiday Benefit at Strawshop

You think you have to start planning for Christmas early–Strawberry Theatre Workshop‘s Greg Carter was kicking around holiday-themed ideas back in June. The advance planning has paid off with a benefit performance by the Jose Gonzales Trio of the music from A Charlie Brown Christmas. The Peanuts-flavored magic happens at the Erickson Theatre Off Broadway on Monday, December 5, at 7:30 p.m. (tickets: $15).

Depending on how you feel about that trademark “alien visitors” line delivery you get on Peanuts specials, you may be happy to hear this particular evening is about the jazz music, rather than kid chorale. The trio was kind enough to post some samples from rehearsal: “Christmas Time Is Here” and “O Tannenbaum,” to get you into the spirit.

It’s music to remember childhood, with its heartaches and growing pains, by. I had a chance to talk a little with Gonzales about the enduring appeal of Vince Guaraldi‘s composition, which has to be notable in part for being Christmas music that’s not all that cheerful (the uptempo “Linus and Lucy” that everyone knows wasn’t written for holiday special), but like Charles Shulz’s kids, full of bittersweetness. The CBS executives of 1965  did not like jazz in their Peanuts, but Lee Mendelson, who had picked Guaraldi to soundtrack an unaired documentary on Shulz, stuck to his arranger.

Jose Gonzales

Vince Guaraldi played piano and Hammond organ with his trio, with drummer Jerry Granelli, and Fred Marshall on double bass. They were a West Coast jazz group from San Francisco, not Mendelson’s first choice, but when he heard their hit “Cast Your Fate to the Wind” on the radio, he was hooked.

Gonzales listed a few influences you can hear in Guaraldi’s piano: Satie, Ravel. As a performer, “he’s in that Bill Evans tradition,” he said, which Nat Hentoff agrees with in his appreciation of Guaraldi:

I had seen that total immersion before, and often, in a pianist of a different temperament, Bill Evans. His head coming very close to touching the piano keys, Bill Evans eventually was the piano. Bill, however, became an icon. But Vince Guaraldi, who died of a heart attack in 1976 at 47 between sets during a gig, has not become a legend.

It’s not that Guaraldi didn’t do well–look at his discography–but with the benefit of hindsight, we’re all CBS executives. Of course, Gonzales also says there’s a story about Guaraldi flashing a knife as a warning to chatterers during his performance–“he had a bit of a temper”–so that immersion made its own demands.

Gonzales and his trio can be seen and heard all around Seattle on jazz missions that don’t feature Snoopy dances. You can hear them at the Sip wine bars (both Seattle and Issaquah) on Thursdays. First Saturdays of the month, they play at Madrona’s St. Clouds restaurant; on second Saturdays, Serafina on Eastlake. Further afield, they’re at the Scotch and Vine in Des Moines every other Friday. Keep up with them on Facebook to hear about all their shows.

The Weekend Wrap: November 27 – December 3

Inside Scarecrow Video (Photo: Great_Beyond in our Flickr pool)

Sound Transit board wants funding to study Ballard-downtown transit line (My Ballard)
The story behind the $800 Capitol Hill tow (Capitol Hill Seattle)
Hagopian tells Keith Olbermann Garfield students are part of a world-wide protest (Central District News)
Seattle Nightlife Initiative Brings Late-Night Taxi Stand To Fremont (Fremont Universe)
Fall-ing for Green Lake trees (My Green Lake)
Metro Bus Route 25 Potential Reduction In Frequency Next Year (Laurelhurst Blog)
Stormwater project: operational at last (Madison Park Blogger)
Serial rental scammer fined $2,250 (Magnolia Voice)
Light rail may tunnel under more of Maple Leaf (Maple Leaf Life)
12-year-old Phinney bass guitar prodigy featured on KING 5 (PhinneyWood)
Rezone at Northgate Way and 1st Ave NE (Pinehurst Seattle)
Seattle Pacific University to host Tent City (Queen Anne View)
Police: Danny Vega’s Killing Was 10th Attack in 8 Weeks (Rainier Valley Post)
Latest North Link Light Rail update includes a tunnel twist (Ravenna Blog/Roosiehood)
Urban farming group looking for new plots (My Wallingford)
Fremont Midwifery moves to Wallingford (Wallyhood)
Another shootdown for parks’ gun ban, but city still fighting (West Seattle Blog)
What was seized at GAME Collective’s White Center lounge (White Center Now)

A Tasty Little Holiday Gift Guide

Looking for delicious gifts to give for the holiday season? From a world of possibilities, here are a few items that have especially tickled my taste buds in the past year or so.

Having just returned from Vancouver Island, I’m hot on products from Venturi Schulze Vineyards. The grapes are grown on site without use of any pesticides or herbicides and the wines produced and bottled on the premises. Unfortunately, it’s virtually impossible for Venturi to ship wine to the United States (and when possible, it’s cost-prohibitive).

What I heartily recommend are the verjus and the balsamic vinegar, which Venturi can easily ship across the border. The verjus—pure, unfermented grape juice that is pressed from unripe or semi-ripe fruit—is delicious to use in salad dressings and sauces. And the same for the balsamic vinegar. Perfect splashed on strawberries and watermelon, it’s so good that you might just want to sip it slowly from the bottle.

Speaking of balsamic vinegar and British Columbia, I also endorse Nonna Pia’s gourmet balsamic reductions. I recently finished a Brussels sprouts dish with this Whistler product and imagine pouring the plain (“classic”) or flavored ones (strawberry and fig, rosemary, or lemon-ginger) over vanilla ice cream. Nonna Pia provides numerous recipe ideas, and you can also get crazy with some cocktail concoctions.

In search of something saucy? Local food truck (and now brick-and-mortar) rock star Marination Mobile just starting selling its popular Nunya sauce. The gochujang-spiked sauce gives Marination’s tacos a terrific kick, and now you can use it at home on your sandwiches, eggs, etc. (Try it on grilled cheese!) Even better, though, is “Peppers in a Pickle.” These pickled jalapenos also give a kick to sandwiches and eggs, but they’re so good that I’m throwing them into salads, meat dishes, and potentially my breakfast cereal.

Finally, I’m fond of Jaipur Avenue chai tea mixes. Developed by Fremont resident Jillu Zaveri, the chai is packaged in Mumbia and made with partially skimmed dry milk, sugar, black tea extract, and ground spices. Available in original masala, vanilla, saffron, ginger, and cardamom, the chai is easy to make and surprisingly creamy delicious, either hot or cold. A variety pack would make the perfect present for the holidays.