The Worst that Could Happen, State by State

Ranked state by state, here are all the terrible things that could happen to Americans. Infographic via topmastersinhealthcare.com

The state of health care is in serious flux these days, but before you start worrying about paying the hospital bill, consider what landed you on the gurney in the first place.

TopMastersinHealthCare.com calculated which fatalities, ailments, and generally bad things stand at getting a shot at you, based on which state you live in. And honestly, other than ranking 33rd in mental health (psh.. insanity, self-awareness; same difference), Washington is doing pretty alright.

Here’s what the infographic says about Washington and some of the other states, and the many ways things can go poorly. Pull up the interactive graph and play along.

Lightning strikes: Don’t worry too much during a storm, Washington ranks well at 7th place, whereas Florida comes in at 51st in the highest probability of getting struck.

Murder Rate: It’s 2.4 per 100,000 people in WA state (162 total in 2011), but despite our comparatively low murder rate, Washington comes in at 11th, just one ranking shy of being in the top ten states with the lowest rate of murder. Still, considering 51st place winner Washington DC has a rate of 17.5 per hundred thousand people, I’d say we’re looking pretty safe.

Traffic Fatalities: Keeping up with our low and favorable scores, Washington ranks 6th, which I find amusing since AllState seems to think Seattleites are some of the worst drivers. And the win for least amount of traffic fatalities by state goes to Wyoming. Shocking, right?

Cancer Deaths: Unfortunately, Washington is 27th in rank for deaths by cancer, just past the tipping point of the middle of the line. But apparently no one is dying of cancer in Utah, the state that comes in at 1st for most cancer free. At the opposite end of the spectrum, West Virginia ranks highest for cancer deaths. They also take the second highest spaces for obesity and loss of teeth — yikes.

Incarceration Rate: Mississippi and Louisiana are not the places to be if you want to avoid getting locked up. Comparatively, Washington is in the 10 states with the lowest scores. Cheers, everyone. And Maine gets 1st place in the lowest amount of jailbirds.

Obesity Rate: If you thought Texas, you’d only be sort of right. Texas is 37th, but Mississippi has the widest margin of obesity for its residents at 51st. Washington comes in at 20th place with 24.5 percent.

Loss of Teeth: Washingtonians definitely appreciate their teeth. We come in 6th place for the finest (and most complete) sets of pearls, with Mississippi coming in toothlessly at 51st.

Gonorrhea: If you look at the graph, the bacterial STD seems to have started and stopped with the midwest and the south. Apart from Texas and a few others, Gonorrhea is least prevalent in states west of the Mississippi, and Washington is no exception — we’re at 14th place for those with the clap.

Chlamydia: Again, the graph is very visually telling. Every southern state ranks high for chlamydia, but DC takes the cake with 932 infected per 100,000 people. Washington ranks 12th.

Unemployment Rate: Nevada has the highest amount of those unemployed, with Illinois taking a close second. Washington? It’s not terrible, but it’s also not great. The Evergreen state ranks 28th in unemployment. So where are people never at a loss for a job? A place with also a good amount of real estate: North Dakota.

Mental Heath: Among adults admitting to mental health problems, Washington ranks high at 33rd place, our highest score yet. At least we’re not Illinois, who ranks highest in realm of the mentally unstable. And at the other end, no one is going insane (or admitting to it) in South Dakota.

All things considered, things look pretty good for Washington State residents. Knock on wood.

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Twyla in the Air

“The dancers have rarely looked better, with both technique and expressive quality uniformly high all evening at AIR Twyla’s opening.” Photos via © Angela Sterling

It’s called AIR TWYLA because she’s been Artist-In-Residence at Pacific Northwest Ballet for the past year, but the title of this week’s opening ballet presentation of the season is appropriate as, in it, Twyla Tharp truly soars.

PNB dances three of her ballets in Air Twyla. One, Nine Sinatra Dances, is already in its repertoire; another, Brief Fling from 1990, is new to PNB; and finally, Waiting at the Station is a world premiere which Tharp choreographed here for PNB’s dancers.

Not only does Tharp soar; so does the company. The dancers have rarely looked better, with both technique and expressive quality uniformly high all evening at Thursday’s opening.

The three works are great choices, very different from each other, though each has Tharp’s signature dichotomies of sudden changes of pace, mood, style, and sudden changes back.

Waiting at the Station is not quite a story, but more a man’s thoughts as he looks back on — his career? his life? — and looks forward to — handing it on to his son? his death? his retirement? The program notes don’t help much in clarifying, leaving it to only one cryptic sentence: “Being the story of a man’s last fare-thee-well.”

It’s set in an old station of rusty corrugated iron, with cables going to the roof and a station clock. It’s the 1930s or so, and misty there, but full of exuberant life as danced by the Father (James Moore), his son (Price Suddarth), a pair of young couples, and an ensemble and three Fates, who look like blowzy champagne-colored chrysanthemums with sparkly bathcaps on their heads. Carrie Imler and Kiyon Gaines shone as one couple, sexy and tantalizing on her part, eager on his; Laura Tisserand and Jonathan Porretta excellent as foils and rivals.

All was knit together by R&B icon Allen Toussaint, who was there, playing his own music with the PNB orchestra under conductor Emil de Cou. And with set and costume designer Santo Loquasto, and lighting designer James F. Ingalls, everything meshes seamlessly with Tharp’s choreography to create scene, sound, and vision. There’s a surprise at the end. Go see this wonderful creation to find out what. Thursday’s audience surged to its feet and roared its approval at the finish.

Choreographically, the dancing in Station is perhaps easier than in Brief Fling. Here, with everyone in Isaac Mizrahi’s tartan and the music a mix of Percy Grainger and Michel Colombier, there are classical dance, modern moves, and incongruous comedic interludes that are fast and intricate and require exquisite control and balance. Kaori Nakamura floated in the most classical moves, her partner was guest artist Sascha Radetsky from American Ballet Theatre and Dutch National Ballet. The two were less synchronized than they could have been, particularly in contrast to the other two couples who were closely together throughout. A quartet of three men and a girl provided the humorous side, with corps dancer Leta Biasucci tossed around like an eel with extraordinary balance and recovery time, all done with grace.

Nine Sinatra Songs is familiar here, but this performance highlighted the contrasts in dancers’ moods in the different songs: the straightforward; the late-at-night slightly high abandon; the couple at odds — Carrie Imler and Jonathan Porretta made their feelings very clear; the liquid moves and great partnering of Karel Cruz, and the shocking aggression, almost to the point of abuse, from Seth Orza to partner Nakamura, almost unrecognizable in a black curly wig.

In all three works, different as they are, Tharp’s choreography seems designed to bring out moods and ideas, and yet often remain enigmatic. It suits PNB’s dancers, who seem open to trying out, absorbing, and developing further every move she creates.

Jennifer Tipton’s lighting here and in Brief Fling, and Oscar de la Renta’s costumes for Songs, complete the who’s who roster of stellar artists whose work combined with Tharp’s to create a memorable whole.