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Managing Arts Editor, Film & TV Audrey is kinda a big deal. She was Chicago-born and –raised, but doesn't miss the weather one bit (the people and the politics are another story). She spends a great deal of time eating oysters and drinking wine, watching movies and going to shows, reading Videogum and The Awl, and quoting Arrested Development (yes, still). Her favorite stuff on television includes 30 Rock, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Community, Parks and Rec, and pretty much any VH1/Bravo reality trashvaganza. In terms of movies, she tends to agree with Glenn Kenny. Fun Fact: She always tries to keep on hand at least two pounds of Tillamook extra sharp cheddar cheese.

SIFF 2013 Week 3 Picks

Keep track of all The SunBreak’s festival coverage on our SIFF 2013 page.

Here we are, in the final full week of SIFF 2013. Among this week’s special events are a long-on-standby-only Evening with Kyle MacLachlan followed by a screening of the Twin Peaks pilot (tonight, 7:30 PM), a “Gay-La” presentation of G.B.F. followed by a dance party at Q (June 5, 7:00 PM, Egyptian), and two benefit screenings of Decoding Annie Parker, about current UW (then Cal) geneticist Mary-Claire King’s discovery of the BRCA1 gene’s role in breast cancer. Helen Hunt takes on the role of the scientist and Samantha Morton plays the title role patient. Tickets cost $25 and benefit the King Lab at the University of Washington.

  • June 6, 2013 7:00 PM Egyptian Theatre
  • June 8, 2013 1:30 PM Egyptian Theatre

Also close to home, the Sonicsgate team give last year’s marijuana legalization campaign the big-screen documentary treatments with Evergreen: the Road to Legalization in Washington, putting the recent political news on film while its still fresh in our memories.

  • June 6, 2013 9:30 PM Egyptian Theatre
  • June 8, 2013 12:00 PM SIFF Cinema Uptown

Sadourni’s Butterflies: Dario Nardi’s melodrama about a circus dwarf enduring incarceration for a crime of passion reportedly draws from German expressionism and film noir. Whether that means it’s pretentious twaddle or something magical will be in the beholder’s eye, but one thing’s for sure: It certainly doesn’t look dull.

  • June 3, 2013 4:30 PM Pacific Place Cinemas
  • June 5, 2013 6:30 PM SIFF Cinema Uptown

Here Comes the Devil: Two kids lost in some mysterious caves in Tijuana come back not quite the same, to menacing effect. The newest directorial effort from Adrian Garcia Bogliano promises eerie atmosphere and visceral shocks in a stew that hearkens back to the dead-serious, boundary-pushing genre cinema of the 1970s.

  • June 4, 2013 9:30 PM SIFF Cinema Uptown
  • June 9, 2013 9:00 PM Pacific Place Cinemas

Flicker: All of Sweden wants you to go see Patrik Eklund’s “Coens-ish comedy” (Hollywood Reporter) about a telecom giant that’s trying to modernize, if they can just keep the power on. (SPOILER: They cannot.)

  • June 3, 2013 6:00 PM Kirkland Performance Center
  • June 6, 2013 9:30 PM SIFF Cinema Uptown
  • June 9, 2013 9:00 PM Egyptian Theatre

Improvement Club: All you On the Boards fans may want to show up for a fictionalized “making of” film directed by Dayna Hanson as she went about creating her real-life work, Gloria’s Cause, reviewed here. It’s shot by Ben Kasulke.

  • June 4, 2013 7:00 PM SIFF Cinema Uptown
  • June 5, 2013 4:30 PM Harvard Exit

Unhung Hero: Local boy Patrick Moote has some massive cojones, as exhibited in this doc. Moote gets dumped by his girlfriend because of his penis size, but that rejection fuels an exploration of how the world views male sexual ideals. Does size matter? In a world that has no qualms about picking apart women’s bodies and sexuality, it’s refreshing to see a doc that even begins to put that question to males.

  • June 4, 2013 6:30 PM Pacific Place Cinemas
  • June 5, 2013 4:30 PM Pacific Place Cinemas

Aayna Ka Bayna: In this “mash-up of the Step Up films and the musical Moulin Rouge” — we know, you’re sold, right?  We’re told it gets predictable later on, as nine Marathi Indian boys from a juvenile home dance their way into a national competition, but the choreography and music carry the day.

  • June 5, 2013 9:30 PM Egyptian Theatre
  • June 7, 2013 6:00 PM Kirkland Performance Center

The Forgotten Kingdom: Buzz is good for this meditative story about young Atang Mokoenya’s travels with his father’s body, from South Africa’s Joburg back to their homeland, Lesotho. City-raised Atang is a fish out of water, but neither do tribal customs know what to do about AIDS.

  • June 5, 2013 9:00 PM SIFF Cinema Uptown

Note on the food-front: this week includes a second screening of More Than Honey, the Swiss honeybee documentary that enchanted MvB and Josh last week (June 4, 4:30 PM, Egyptian Theatre). For oenophiles and the people who love them, there’s a near-impossible pairing of sommelier certification-as-sport documentary SOMM (June 4, 7:30 PM, Kirkland Performance Center) and Red Obsession (June 4, 6:00 pm, SIFF Cinema) which looks at the beverage from the point of view of the insatiable Chinese market for coveted varietals. There’s also Putzel (June 3, 7:00 PM and June 7, 1:00 PM, Pacific Place) an quirky fish-shop romance vs. L’Amour des moules (June 3, 7:00 pm, Harvard Exit), where the shellfish themselves are the objects of affection.

SIFF 2013 Weekend 3 Picks

Keep track of all The SunBreak’s festival coverage on our SIFF 2013 page.

We’ve made it through two full weeks of the Seattle International Film Festival, which means that we’ll reach the halfway point of the film fest this weekend. If you’re looking for a brief respite from cinema, might we suggest drinks, DJs, and modern art, care of the Dorothy and Herbert Vogel Collection at SAM Remix next Friday night?

A momentary pause during a month-long film festival is allowed. Keep yourself hydrated and remember to pace yourself, for SIFF is a marathon, not a sprint. With that in mind, allow us to help you take a closer look at what’s showing the next few days.

The weekend’s special event is Saturday’s Centerpiece Gala at the DAR Hall in association with Twenty Feet from Stardom: Morgan Neville brings four singers — Darlene Love, Merry Clayton, Lisa Fischer, and Judith Hill — “out from the shadows of superstardom” to track the contributions and sacrifices of backup singers in shaping the sound of modern pop music. Although the film focuses on these musicians, it gets a dose of celebrity through interviews with the likes of Bruce Springsteen, Stevie Wonderand , Mick Jagger, who recount magic moments from legendary recording sessions. (Director Morgan Neville and backup singers Merry Clayton and Tata Vega scheduled to attend; singers will perform songs following the Centerpiece Gala screening.)

  • June 1, 2013 5:30 PM Egyptian Theatre, followed by Gala at DAR Hall
  • June 2, 2013 4:00 PM Egyptian Theatre

The Otherside: Also on the music tip, a filmed chronicle of the current Seattle hip-hop has been long overdue, and first-time feature-film director Daniel Torok’s filled that void. The meteoric rise of Macklemore is reputedly a key focus, but expect live footage from some of this town’s finest crews, including Blue Scholars, Fresh Espresso, Massive Monkees, Champagne Champagne, and more, more, more. Tonight’s World Premiere tickets are sold out, but tickets for the screening on Sunday, June 2, are still available.

  • May 31, 2013 7:00 PM, SIFF Cinema Uptown
  • June 2, 2013 8:30 PM, SIFF Cinema Uptown

Blackfish: Watch killer whales live up to their nickname. Gabriella Cowperthwaite employs shocking footage of bull orca Tilikum, who caused the death of three people while in captivity, to launch a conversation about the ethics of keeping whales in theme parks to amuse audiences with silly orca tricks.

  • June 1, 2013 11:00 AM AMC Pacific Place 11

Town Hall: Tonight marks the premiere of this documentary, which captures a couple years in the lives of two Tea-Party wingnuts in Pennsylvania.

  • May 31, 2013 7:00 PM AMC Pacific Place 11
  • June 1, 2013 2:30 PM Kirkland Performance Center

All the Boys Love Mandy Lane is a 2006 horror flick whose mystique has grown over the years, partially because of its elusiveness (it’s never seen the light of day stateside), and partly because of its pedigree (director Jonathan Levine’s since helmed the dramedy 50/50 and the recent adaptation of Isaac Marion’s rom-zom-com novel, Warm Bodies). Overlooked gems are a relatively rare species in horror cinema, so seeing it before it gets an overdue U.S. release late summer should be a real treat for genre fans.

  • May 31, 2013 Midnight, Egyptian Theatre
  • June 2, 2013 8:00 PM Kirkland Performance Center

SOMM: The rank of Master Sommelier has only been bestowed on 200 people in the last forty years, and SIFF continues its documentary winning streak with SOMM, a strong doc that follows a handful of candidates studying to become the wine-world equivalent of a Black Belt.

  • June 2, 2013 4:00 PM, SIFF Cinema Uptown
  • June 4, 2013, Kirkland Performance Center

The Guillotines: SIFF has nabbed a couple of solid slices of Hong Kong action cinema this go-around, but tomorrow night at midnight looks to be your only chance during SIFF 2013 to catch the latest from Infernal Affairs director Andrew Lau. Any movie that combines lavish historic detail with, um, head-lopping flying guillotines deserves a look.

  • June 2, 2013 4:00 PM, SIFF Cinema Uptown

The Danish are coming! This weekend brings a duo of Danish films featuring a painter’s wife and teenage thugs.

Northwest: Danish director Michael Noer’s newest crime thriller isn’t quite R, his — criminally? — under-appreciated earlier film, but this new outing, set in a crime-ridden Copenhagen of the same name, is praised as tough and absorbing. A teenage petty thief gets caught up in a rivalry between two gangs — one from his ‘hood, one from a neighboring area. Noer cast a non-actor, Gustav Dyekjær Giese, as the lead, along with his real-life younger brother.

  • June 3, 2013 9:30 PM Egyptian Theatre
  • June 9, 2013 11:00 AM Harvard Exit

Marie Krøyer: Bille August returns with the story of Marie (Birgitte Hjort Sorensen), an artist and muse of the painter P.S. Krøyer, whose mental illness makes him increasingly unsuitable husband material. We’re told Denmark has never looked so beautiful, even though Krøyer’s story isn’t exactly upbeat.

  • May 31, 2013 4:00 PM Egyptian Theatre
  • June 4, 2013 9:30 PM Egyptian Theatre

SIFF 2013: What We Saw (Part 2)

Keep track of all The SunBreak’s festival coverage on our SIFF 2013 page.

TonyI Declare War is a Canadian drama that’s got an enormous amount going for it. It’s convincingly acted by its very young cast, boasts a script with a definite feel for exactly how real kids sound when interacting with each other, and it takes viewers to some refreshing and surprising places given its Stand by Me meets Lord of the Flies set-up. All of those positives make the movie’s lack of emotional pull all the more frustrating. Sure to inspire a lot of respect, but not a lot of love.

I’ll give Just Like a Woman one thing: It inspired a visceral reaction in me–just not one the filmmakers intended. Sienna Miller stars, and she remains a luminescent presence on camera. Miller tries gallantly here as a put-upon working-class Chicago girl road-tripping to Santa Fe for a belly-dancing competition. But aside from the undeniable enchantment of her’s and fellow leading lady Golshifeh Farahani’s gyrating midriffs, Just Like a Woman is nothing short of horrible–a beautifully-shot but insultingly stupid weld of Thelma and Louise and The Full Monty that hits indie-movie cliches with the same mechanized cynicism that Michael Bay applies to action-movie tropes in a Transformers movie.

Audrey: Speaking of women, After Tiller documents the last four American doctors who openly perform late-term abortions, in the wake of Dr. George Tiller’s church assassination. If an expecting mother finds out about major fetal abnormalities late in the pregnancy, hie thee to Colorado, Maryland, or New Mexico to meet the only doctors who still perform these procedures out of concern for the mother’s well-being and duty as a doctor, as well as a general stubbornness and a blatant refusal to be bullied. This is a three-hanky flick, as some of the personal stories are devastating.

Tony: Like any capably-made music doc, Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me stands as a must for fans of its subject. It also offers an interesting mini-history of the band’s relationship with Stax offshoot Ardent Studios, and some unintended insight into how the band’s variety of power pop just might have been a little too insular and melancholy for its own good (this, coming from a big fan).

No such detachment exists with A Band Called Death, which some have been calling (with a degree of validity) the Searching for Sugarman of punk rock. The story of three African-American brothers ushering in punk a good two years ahead of schedule (only to have their music go unacknowledged for decades) sports several great real-life characters, and a latter-year resurgence pregnant with bittersweet drama. Amazing stuff, even if Death’s radical mutation of Motor City garage rock and proto-hardcore isn’t your cup of tea.

MvB: Also in the documentary aisle at SIFF, I saw More Than HoneyThe Act of KillingBreathing EarthBarzan, and The Human Scale.

Once again, bees prove an immensely entertaining documentary subject — in More Than Honey, made by Markus Imhoof, a small-time Swiss beekeeper himself, the bees and the people who care for them get a close-up. The camera peers into hives for births and deaths, narrating the bees’ complicated lives for the viewer: waggle dances, mating, cell construction. You meet prototypical American bee-capitalist John Miller who claims to hear greenbacks in their buzzing, a Swiss beekeeper concerned about racial purity, Austrians who manufacture queen bees, a group of Chinese workers pollinating by hand, and another American beekeeper who’s getting honey from Africanized bees.

Audrey: The bee cinematography was outstanding. Beauty is truly in the eye of the bee-holder.

Josh: I often think that documentaries have a bit of a leg-up in the festival circuit. I’m pretty bad about seeing them during the year, so that’s a novelty in and of itself. And it’s usually a lot easier to tell whether the topic (if not the execution) will be interesting from the capsule description. But More than Honey exceeded expectations on both fronts — it was both fascinating and beautifully executed. In the Skype-powered Q&A with an awake very-early-Imhoof, he recounted the painstaking and time-consuming lengths he and the crew took to capture such amazing footage of bees at work and in flight, suggesting that it would have been less expensive to do the whole unbelievably-detailed footage with computerized insects. One of my college dorm mates was an enthusiastic entomologist; so I thought I’d gotten earfuls on these pollinators but this documentary was revelatory — from the potential salvation of Africanized honeybees to the mass transit of bees around the country to do commuter pollination and the arresting scenes of China’s attempts to replace bees with humans.

MvB: Yes, Imhoof’s larger thesis is that colony collapse disorder is just one more evil brought about by bees’ industrial serfdom — in essence, it’s our civilization that’s to blame. That’s a critique not too far from that made by Danish architect Jan Gehl, who is the presiding genius (the film never really lets you get to know him as a person) of The Human Scale, a sometimes earnestly soporific, sometimes gripping account of why cities prioritize the movement of goods and vehicles over the health and welfare of the people who live in them. (Kinds of vehicles are prioritized, too — the visit to Dhaka contrasts the huge amount spent on roads for cars that few can afford with the rickshaws that most use.)

All the elements come to a head in the concluding Christchurch segment, where post-quake reconstruction offers human-scale urban planning the prospect of more than safer crosswalks and cycle tracks. Though the residents seem quite clearly to prefer to limit building heights to six or seven stories, the central government isn’t convinced they know best.

I think Josh, Audrey, and I were all left agog by The Act of Killing, which features Joshua Oppenheimer tagging along with Indonesian death-squad gangsters as they recount how many people they killed in the 1960s for being, nominally at least, communists. They’re celebrated to this day as defenders of their homeland — a TV host applauds them for their “humane” efforts in killing mass numbers of people — but at least one is troubled now by nightmares from his past. Or is he a sociopath trying out a new persona? The film is funny, surreal, and intensely disquieting.

Audrey: The Act of Killing is by far one of the most unique movie experiences I’ve ever had. Run, do not walk, if you get the chance to see Suharto’s movie-obsessed thugs who “won” a war and got to write their mythology forced to confront their actions against their fellow countrymen. When there’s no formal reconciliation process (a la Rwanda) because those who committed atrocities are still in power, Oppenheimer gets a least a few of these mercenaries to undertake some well-needed psychotherapy via making their own movie to recreate and preserve their role in history.

Josh: Oh, I agree. It was a glimpse into such a bizarre world that I’m still having trouble reconciling the meaning of the parade of ever-more mind-boggling scenes. I completely understand why this film got more “programmer pick” recommendations than any other in the fest’s calendar. With its backing from Werner Herzog and Errol Morris, we can only hope that it gets wider distribution, if only for an opportunity to re-watch and try to decode all of the happenings.

MvB: Breathing Earth, from director Thomas Riedelsheimer of Rivers and Tides fame, never decides if it’s a profile of artist Susumu Shingu and his wind-powered, Calder-like installations, or a travelogue, as Shingu and his wife travel the world looking for the best spot for Shingu’s wind-powered artistic commune (Bag End with tiny rooftop windmills). The Italians don’t like the restaurant idea that’s incorporated — competition — while the bemused German real estate agents showing off a remediation site have no idea what to make of Shingu’s wife as she pretends like she’s walking on a lunar landscape. Often enough, though, Riedelsheimer just lets you watch scenes of almost unearthly beauty — Shingu’s tiny Daleks-in-a-pond making breezes visible, Monarch butterflies swirling in a Mexican forest.

MvB (con’t): Whoops! I almost left off Barzan, the local documentary about Iraqi refugee and Bothell resident Sam “Barzan” Malkandi, who was deported back to Iraq after having built a life for himself here in the U.S. Co-directors Alex Stonehill and Bradley Hutchinson reconstruct how Malkandi, a Kurd, was pressed into service for Saddam Hussein’s war on Iran; a theatre actor and director, Malkandi sounds like he went AWOL, and hid from Iraq security forces for years. Post-9/11, he was a beloved family man, living in Bothell with his second wife and a daughter and son, when the Department of Homeland Security arrived at his doorstep, claiming he was tied to Al-Qaida, though they could offer no evidence of his complicity in an actual plot. I don’t know what Stonehill and Hutchinson personally believe, but while the film advocates for hearing Malkandi’s side of the story, it’s hard to know what to believe. The use of sand-painting animation for recounted memories underscores the uncertainty.

SIFF 2013 Opening Weekend Picks

By this point you’re either shaking off a hangover from rubbing elbows with the Whedonverse at last night’s Seattle International Film Festival or regretting that you didn’t get a ticket. Or maybe you’re talking about the new Star Trek or the latest dispatches from Cannes, that “other” film festival conveniently cross-scheduled against our own local treasure. In any case, if you’re in Seattle, it’s time to dive into SIFF 2013, which starts regular screenings tonight and runs for 24 more days. Here are a few prognostications from your friends at the SunBreak to get your feet wet with weekend filmgoing.

LIGHTER FARE

Frances Ha (USA, 2012) Master of dry witty melancholy, Noah Baumbach is back with Greta Gerwig (girlfriend, writing partner, indie darling) in the role of young adult trying to make sense of it all. Here, we follow her struggling modern dancer as she apartment hops around New York and further afield trying to, you know, find herself. As far as the Baumbach canon goes, this one looks to be on more funny than heartbreaking end of the spectrum.

  • Friday, May 17, Pacific Place Cinemas, 9:45 p.m.
  • Saturday, May 18, Pacific Place Cinemas, 4 p.m.

Populaire In a typically French story, a terrible secretary with supernatural typing skills takes the speed typing world by storm under the tutelage of her boss (Romain Duris). Will these crazy kids find love and/or glory?

  • Saturday, May 18, Pacific Place, 6:30 p.m. (Party at Il Fornaio with fashion by Oska follows the screening).
  • Tuesday, May 21, Egyptian Theatre, 6:30 p.m.

DRAMATIC

Brit Marling plays a woman who infiltrates a group of eco-terrorists, only to become smitten with the enclave’s enigmatic leader in The East, the latest from Sound of My Voice director Zal Batmanglij. The movie’s rapturous reception at Sundance and a strong cast (including Ellen Page, Alexander Skarsgard, and Julia Ormond) portend a riveting ride.

  • Saturday, May 18, SIFF Cinema Uptown, 9 p.m.
  • Friday, May 24, Renton IKEA Performing Arts Center, 8:30 p.m.

Byzantium The last time Crying Game director Neil Jordan turned his attention to the vampire condition, we got Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt playing house with Kirsten Dunst in old timey New Orleans. In this gothic tale, two lady vampires (Gemma Arterton and Saoirse Ronan) visit to the seaside Byzantium Hotel while on the run from an vampire hunters. Bloodsucking, humane and otherwise, ensue.

  • Friday, May 17, Harvard Exit, 9:30 p.m.
  • Saturday May 18, Pacific Place, Pacific Place, 1 p.m.

The Deep Among the few Icelandic entries in this year’s festival (the other focuses on the country’s infamous penis museum), this one dramatizes the harrowing true story of one man’s whose survival for hours in the icy waters following a 1984 shipwreck made him a national hero and scientific curiosity.

  • Friday, May 17, Pacific Place Cinemas, 12 p.m.
  • Saturday, May 18, Egyptian Theatre, 12:30 p.m.
  • Sunday, May 19, Egyptian Theatre, 9 p.m.

NON-FICTION

The Act of Killing This documentary, in which perpetrators of Indonesian death squads pridefully re-create their atrocities in Hollywood style, was the most favorited among this year’s SIFF Programmer Picks. If their universal acclaim for Joshua Oppenheimer’s presentation of horrific crimes as “film noir tropes, elaborate musical numbers, and heroic cowboys” doesn’t convince you, perhaps hearing that Errol Morris and Werner Herzog are among the film’s producers will.

  • Saturday, May 18, Harvard Exit, 4 p.m.
  • Wednesday, May 22, Harvard Exit, 9:30 p.m.

A Band Called Death tells one of those stories that sets the hearts of record-store crate-diggers aflutter: Sibling power-trio cuts volcanic rock record that prefigures punk rock’s screaming breach-birth by a good two to three years; demo of said rock record languishes, dust-caked in an attic, for decades; demo resurfaces in the 21st century to blow minds and shine an overdue light on unsung Afro-punk geniuses. Affecting family dynamics, riveting rock music history, and killer riffs? Sounds like a no-brainer.

  • Saturday, May 18, SIFF Cinema Uptown, 3 p.m.
  • Tuesday, May 28, SIFF Cinema Uptown, 9 p.m.

We Steal Secrets: the Story of WikiLeaks Although the WikiLeaks saga is, by now, well traveled ground, it’s probably worth another look when the perspective is coming from Oscar-winning documentarian Alex Gibney (Taxi to the Dark Side). Here he turns his attention to this important story of mysterious founder Julian Assange, U.S. Army Private Bradley Manning, and the largest leak of classified documents ever released to the public. Gibney and producer Marc Shmuger will be on hand for both screenings.

  • Friday, May 17, SIFF Cinema Uptown, 6 p.m.
  • Saturday, May 18, SIFF Cinema Uptown, 11 p.m.

Our Nixon (USA, 2013): A giddy Super8 portrait of the Nixon administration shot in the throes of youthful enthusiasm by eventual Watergate conspirators H.R. Haldeman, John Ehrlichman, and Dwight Chapin. Director Penny Lane unearthed this unintentional chronicle of government slipping from wide eyed joy to paranoid corruption from long-forgotten archives seized during the Watergate investigation. Producer Brian Frye will be on hand for Q&A after both screenings.

  • Saturday, May 18, Harvard Exit, 7 p.m.
  • Sunday, May 19, Harvard Exit, 1:30 p.m.

Furever Not all dogs go to heaven; some go to the taxidermist. In this documentary, Amy Finkel explores the ways that American families memorialize their beloved household pets.

  • Saturday, May 18, SIFF Cinema Uptown, 6 p.m.
  • Sunday, May 19, Harvard Exit, 11 a.m.
  • Sunday, June 9, 6:30 PM Egyptian Theatre, 6:30 p.m.

SCARY MOVIES

The Fest’s Midnight Movie series looks to be off to an engaging and suitably bloody start tonight with 100 Bloody Acres, an Australian black comedy about two brothers   who’ve created a top-quality organic fertilizer, thanks to one hell of a secret ingredient. If the trailers and advance word around the horror-nerd campfire are indicators, this should be a blast. 

  • Friday, May 17, Egyptian Theatre, Midnight
  • Wednesday, May 22, SIFF Cinema Uptown, 9:30 p.m.

Flaws and all, the omnibus chiller V/H/S was hands-down the scariest thing Tony saw at SIFF 2012. V/H/S 2 promises more of the same, and if it mines the found-footage-horror vein with its predecessor’s ferocious effectiveness, there won’t be an unbitten nail in the house.

  • Saturday, May 18, Egyptian Theatre, Midnight
  • Tuesday, May 21, Pacific Place Cinemas, 9:30 p.m.

We’re not saying that you should see it, but we feel that it’s our duty to let you know that not only does there exist a movie in which Robin Wright and Naomi Watts act as as mothers who seduce each other’s sexy surfer sons on a seaside vacation, but that Two Mothers is screening twice this weekend during the festival. Do what you will with that information, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

  • Friday, May 17, Egyptian Theatre, 9:30 p.m.
  • Saturday, May 18, Egyptian Theatre, 3 p.m.

SPECIAL EVENTS REMINDER:

This weekend features a few events and panels, including An Afternoon with Peter Greenway to coincide with a screening of Goltzius and the Pelican Company (Sun, 4 p.m.). He’ll also be around after the regular screening (Friday, 6:30 p.m.) to answer your questions about his latest artistic provocation: a story of sixteenth century erotic biblical engravings.

  • Friday, May 17, Egyptian Theater, 6:30 p.m.
  • Sunday, May 19, SIFF Cinema Uptown, 4 p.m. (part of An Afternoon With Peter Greenaway)

LIMITED AVAILABILITY WARNING LIST:

As usual, check the SIFF website/various social media accounts for the latest updates (which seem to be going up on the SIFF website as a pdf by day under the Festival Updates heading), but as of this compilation the following weekend showing were looking low on spare tickets:

  • Friday Films: Youth (Fri, 6:30pm); Middleton (Fri, 7pm), Frances Ha (9:45pm), Concussion (9:30pm)
  • Saturday Films: Epic (Sat, 10:30pm); Frances Ha (4:00pm); Doch (5:30pm); the African Cypher (6:30pm)
  • Sunday Films: Stories We Tell (5:00pm); Coming Forth By Day (Sun, 6pm)
  • Special Events: Panel: Transition from Stage to Screen (2pm, Sat); Get Animated Workshop for Kids (1pm, Sunday); Indie Stunts: Meet the Men and Women that [sic] Pack the Punch into Our Movies (1pm Sunday)

STANDBY ONLY:

  • Secret Festival

EARLY TWIN PEAKS ALERT SYSTEM:

Want to spend an evening with Portlandia’s Mister Mayor? Buy your ticket early: the event includes the presentation of the Seattle International Film Festival Award for Outstanding Achievement in Acting, an onstage interview with film clips from his career, a Q&A, and a screening of the Twin Peaks pilot and is bound to sell-out.

SIFF 2013 Pro-Tips, or Let’s Get Ready to Festival

Here we are again, on the verge of the annual marathon known as the Seattle International Film Festival. (Keep track of The SunBreak’s ongoing festival coverage on our SIFF 2013 page.) SIFF 2013 officially kicks off this Thursday night with near-instantly sold-out Much Ado About Nathan Nothing, and by the time all all is said and done with The Bling Ring on closing night, the 39th annual SIFF will have run a full 25 days, and that’s not even counting the three weeks of media/uber-passholder screenings in advance of the fest. So get ready and don’t show up to the festival looking like a n00b. SIFF like a pro, courtesy of our time- and fest-tested tips:

PLANNING

  • Plan ahead. Get to know the new SIFF website well (pay close attention, as options have changed with the facelift). Check ahead to see if guests will be at the screening for a Q&A, for timing and scheduling purposes, if not for celeb-watching, and monitor the various SIFF feeds regularly for updates, so you’ll have the heads up before a screening sells out.
  • In case you haven’t heard from the internets, tickets to this Thursday’s opening night film, the beloved Buffy creator’s take on Much Ado About Nothing are long gone, as are those for the “mystery” Whedon-related screening the day after, which overwhelmed the redesigned SIFF site upon last Saturday morning’s on-sale. Twitter was full of tales of an hourlong wait before verification of purchase and charges going through…and that was the happy news from those lucky enough to garner tickets. (If a film org cannot handle the onslaught of the Whedonverse AFTER FIRST ACTIVELY COURTING the Whedonverse, do they deserve them in the first place? I digress.)
  • The festival is stuffed with panels, parties, and events; given the speed at which Opening Night sold out, you might want to book early for these special engagements.
  • In terms of choosing what to see among the 447 non-secret films (197 features, 67 documentary features), the festival’s official programs and have once again grouped movies into “moods” by the programmers. There are various imperatives: “thrill me,” “provoke me,” “show me the world,” “make me laugh,” “open my eyes,” “face the music”; elliptical “Love…”; inclusive “Sci-fi and fact” (though heavily fact over fiction this year); and “Creative Streak” (which could be any of the above).
  • Technology is your friend! SIFF is never as tech-integrated as one would like — R.I.P. iSIFF app — but you can still make use of the SIFFter, My SIFF, and the ability to email your personal festival schedule to friends. Getting it onto social media or your own Google calendar, however, remains a pipe dream.
  • While your schedule and your online presence might not be b.f.f.s, SIFF itself is riding indiscriminately on various social media bandwagons. Keep up with festival news on Facebook & Twitter; views on YouTube and Instagram. Turn your schedule into a manic pixie dreambook with Pinterest. If you’re stumped for what to watch, visit the festival’s “SIFFcurious” tumblr for film recommendations from semi-famous locals.
  • Free printed guides should be turning up at your neighborhood Starbucks; if you can’t find it in paper, there’s an online version available. Buried in the flashy new website is an old-fashioned online calendar.
  • Once the festival starts, you can get a commemorative catalog. The glossy pictures and longer descriptions make almost every film look more compelling, and the giant book makes a nice souvenir/scorecard.

BUYING

  • Consider buying in bulk. Ticket packages cut down on service fees and are cheaper than individual tickets.
  • Flying by the seat of your pants and getting into a film via the standby line is a complete crapshoot — don’t count on it for a popular film. But if a miracle does occur, those tickets are full price and “cash preferred.”
  • However, it doesn’t hurt to try your luck with whatever happens to be playing on whatever night you happen to be free. Not every screening has an interminable line, sometimes those scary-looking line is just hard-core SIFFers with time on their hands and/or an ingrained sense of promptness, and many times you may walk right in to a half-empty theater. It’s the chance to experience seeing something you enjoy on some level, if only just a window to a different world/experience than what you’re used to. GIVE IN to the festival.
  • Head to a SIFF box office to get your tickets in advance and avoid an extra line at the venue for will call. If you must pick up tickets at will call, try to drop in between screenings and have them print all of your pre-ordered tickets at once.

ATTENDING

  • If you’re particular about where you sit, there’s no such thing as arriving too early. Expect every screening to have a long line and a full house. Still, as long as you have a ticket, you’ll have a seat. If you’re a passholder, you can usually show up about 20-30 minutes in advance of the screening and still get a good seat. Ticketholders, try 30 min. All bets are off in the case of movies with big buzz. In that case, take whatever seat you can get, but just sit down already. There’s not going to be some magical super-seat in the theater if you scour the entire venue.
  • Be prepared with umbrella and light jacket. Bringing some snacks is acceptable, but don’t be That Guy who sneaks in a four-course meal.
  • Find your path of least resistance. For example, at the Egyptian, nearly everyone enters the theater and goes to the left. So break away from the herd and go to the right.
  • Bathrooms! (Ladies, I’m mostly speaking to you, unless you’re a dude at a dude-heavy midnight screening.) It’s a good rule of thumb that the further away the bathroom is, the shorter the line. So the third floor bathrooms at the Harvard Exit are much more likely to be free compared to those on the second floor. Another way to avoid the line is to either head straight to the restroom as soon as you get into the theater, or wait until the lights go down and the SIFF ads start. You’ve still got about 7 minutes of ads, trailers, and announcements before the film begins.
  • Consider subtitles. If your film has them and you’re not fluent, find a seat with a clear view of the bottom of the screen. Aisle left or right is generally a good bet. The seats on the center aisle (exit row) at the Egyptian have tons of room to stretch your legs, but the raking of the theater flattens out for the aisle, so you’re likely to have an obstructed view of the subtitles if anyone of average height or above average skull circumference sits in front of you.
  • If you’re a passholder, the queue cards are back to give you a place in the passholder line. SIFF staff start handing them out about 30 minutes before showtime to figure out (and limit) how many passholders they’re letting in to the venues. Passholders who show up after the supply of queue cards have been exhausted will join the huddled masses in the standby line.

EXTRACURRICULAR

  • If you’re on foot, trying to see multiple films in a row, and want a little brisk exercise between screenings, the sweet spot is the Egyptian. It’s a walkable distance from the Harvard Exit, as well as Pacific Place. The Egyptian is also right next to a Walgreen’s, if you need water, snacks, or eye drops after 12 hours of movie viewing.
  • Alternately, with SIFF’s resurrection of the Uptown theater and opening of their Film Center on the Seattle Center grounds, Lower Queen Anne is basically a film buffet. Festgoers who usually stick around the Downtown/Capitol Hill area theaters (Pacific Place, the Egyptian, the Harvard Exit) will want to plan some extra travel time accordingly: the roster of SIFF entries playing the Uptown is just too diverse and strong to ignore. However, heading to Queen Anne leaves you reliant on Seattle’s not always timely bus service. Might we suggest the monorail? OR GONDOLAS?
  • Get your latte before you head to the Egyptian. The espresso stand is gone, though they do serve drip coffee!
  • Speaking of theater eats and drinks, Bloombergites will be happy to know that most of the theaters have semi-secret human scale snack options on the menu (though the only way to get an actually small soda is often when paired with an actually small popcorn). At Pacific Place, it’s the “light snacker,” it exists at the Landmark chain under a name unknown, and at SIFF, it’s blissfully and accurately called a small.
  • In contrast to last year’s hyperkinetic intro video, the World Famous and WDCW crew have lovingly crafted a more meditative tribute to film magic to ease you into the 2013 festival. Expect to have this stop-motion montage seared into your brain after a few screenings. If you can’t identify every referenced film (surprisingly, all played at SIFF at some point) the first time through, you’d better be able to name them all by the end of the festival: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFLQ8oCNu0s
  • Because you don’t have tickets to opening night:

Washington Ensemble Theatre’s “Smudge” is a Blip Onstage

Washington Ensemble Theatre lopes along with Smudge, closing tonight at 7:30 p.m. Playwright Rachel Axler has Daily Show and Parks and Rec credits (and Emmys) to her name, but this off-Broadway script has a decidedly darker tone, more in line with the anxieties of Rosemary’s Baby.

A young couple are expecting, but the stork delivers something not quite…anything, and they are left to deal with the afterbirth. New dad Nick (Ash Hyman) takes to his offspring right away, doting on the creature, and coaching it with strengthening exercises for its single eye. But mom Colby (Carol Thompson) oscillates between fear of and anger towards her limbless bundle of patchy fur.

The three-actor black comedy is rounded out by Noah Benezra, who if anything is underused. He has a manic energy in delivering his rants that is lacking whenever the plot returns to the matter at hand. The “baby” is played by a bassinet-turned-incubator replete with tubes and heart monitor beeps. Perhaps that’s why the chemistry of the cast is not quite right, with one of the actors running a shade behind the other two, or behind an inanimate object.

As is often the case at WET, the real star of the show is the set. Every play in the small space–it’s not called the Little Theater for nothing–must figure out how to use the tiny stage, and that’s often one of the most intriguing aspects about approaching a new play from The Ensemble. This time around, Devin August Peterson makes another memorable set within a set (within a set?) that manages to elegantly serve several functions at once. It’s no filling-the-stage-slowly-with-water, but it demonstrates a wit that the rest of the production lacks.

But back to the domestic horror story. Is it hysterical fantasy, postpartum depression, the delusions of parental expectations and fulfillment, or an extended allegory on disability and special needs? Yes. Probably a little of all of the above. And in its vaguery and openness, it loses any chance for deeper meaning. If it’s not about something, it is kinda about nothing. Just a smudge.