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The story, headlined "Google Responds to Privacy Concerns with Unsettlingly Specific Apology," contains this shout-out to our northern neighbors:

Added Schmidt, "Whether you're Michael Paulson who lives at 3425 Longview Terrace and makes $86,400 a year, or Jessica Goldblatt from Lynnwood, WA, who already has well-established trust issues, we at Google would just like to say how very, truly sorry we are."

Congratulations on Lynnwood's first namecheck by The Onion. Seattle has 88 mentions, including one from the future, where Seattle Mayor Frances Bean Cobain-Osment calls for emergency deforestation.