With tail between my legs, I have no food photos or food stories to share this week. No f***ing brown buttered hedgehog mushrooms, and no Yakima applewood smoked sea salt. Just some cupcake lobster love connection in this already classic “Eat It Don’t Tweet It” video by American Hipster + Key of Awesome.

Just as awesome, and just as much of a mirror to the annoyance of foodie fanaticism is this brilliant spoof by Vancouver neighbor Mijune Pak (“FollowMeFoodie”):