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Seattle Sports History Guarantees Obama Win

Bill Russell at White House
Bill Russell on the White House tour given annually to all former Sonics coaches. (Bernie Bickerstaff is just out of frame.)

If you are an Obama backer planning to huddle under your bed all evening nervously considering possible Romney Supreme Court nominees, stop worrying! Seattle sports history proves–much more definitively than any lamestream media blog–that Obama is destined for a second term. The signals are all there:

Viking Victory: In 1984, 1996, and 2004–every previous election year in which the incumbent candidate won–the Seattle Seahawks defeated the Minnesota Vikings. On Sunday…the Seattle Seahawks defeated the Minnesota Vikings. OBAMA WINS!

Miserable Mariner May: In 1992, 1996, and 2008–every previous election year in which a Democrat won–the Seattle Mariners had a losing record in May. This year, the M’s were 12-17 in May. OBAMA WINS!

Highly-Rated Huskies: In 1948 and 1996–every previous election year in which a Democrat won the second of two full terms–the University of Washington football team was ranked during the season. This year, the Huskies were ranked #23 on September 30. OBAMA WINS!

More Mariner Misery: In 2008–the only time an African-American has been elected–the Mariners finished in last place. This year, the Mariners finished in last place. OBAMA WINS!

Hoops Hidden: In 1864 and 1872–the two previous times that a politician from Illinois won for a second term as President–Seattle did not have an NBA team. This year, Seattle does not have an NBA team. OBAMA WINS!

All in all, bad news for any Republicans out there. But numbers don’t lie! At the worst, you tea partiers could make a little untaxable offshore profit from this information.

2012 Election Day Preview

Today is Election Day, and it’s a total dud. I mean City Council Position 5, County Assessor, this Star Wars nerd, money for schools…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Next year is where all the action will be, so let’s take a look at what lies ahead.

President: OBAMA/Biden vs. ROMNEY/Rubio. A presidential race featuring an incumbent with an under-50-percent approval rating versus a Massachusetts flip-flopper. I love the nineties! Or whatever seven years ago was!!

What if all of us are wrong and Obama is a Kenyan-born muslin, who works with our enemies, implements death panels, has no regard for the Constitution, is coming for the guns, wants to quadruple taxes, accidentally killed his gay-lover/first cousin Osama Bin Laden, sleeps in Karl Marx’s tomb, will open our borders, will never end the BCS, and is in fact Adolf Hitler? Well, I think we’d all owe this guy an apology.

Mars Hill Guy, your thoughts on Mitt Romney?

Governor: Jay Inslee vs. Rob McKenna. Initially, Politico had our governor’s race as the most competitive in the nation. However, we are now down to third, behind Utah and North Carolina, which might as well be a French province. Hey, Inslee, McKenna, get your shit together or we’ll find two candidates who know how to keep this state number one. SayWA!!!

Senate: Maria Cantwell vs. Michael Baumgartner. A few weeks ago, I got an email from Al Gore. Having only met the Vice President once, after hiding under his bed for three weeks, I was interested to read his apology. Well, turns out it was a fundraising email in which Gore declared that Cantwell “faces a tough re-election fight.” Which is odd, because I thought you first needed an opponent.

There is, however, one Republican who is brave enough to run, State Senator Michael Baumgartner. He went to both Wazzu and Harvard, so he can talk to the lite beer-swilling commoner and port-chugging elitist. However, it’s going to take big bucks to beat a two-term Senator and so far his campaign can’t even afford a Wikipedia image.

Congress: Jim McDermott vs. Some Person. McDermott has represented Washington’s seventh district since 1846, when he defeated Sasquatch in a duel.

Initiative 1057: This measure would mandate that Costco is the only retailer with the legal authority to sell and distribute liquor. Wait, what? 1183 was a gateway initiative–Costco, you fooled us! Where will your evil deeds end?

Initiative 1058: This measure would give Costco the power to raise the price of a hot dog and 20-oz. soda (with refill) to $10,000. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

City Proposition 1: Tunnel vs. Monorail. The monorail is primed for a comeback. Meanwhile, Portland is building seven more of these things.

Oh man, I can’t wait. Until then, your 2011 ballots need to be stuffed in a ballot box or postmarked by today. It’ll be good practice for next year.

Did “White Guilt” Destroy Husky Football? Author Derek Johnson Says Yes

Bow Down to Willingham book coverWriter and Husky fan Derek Johnson, author of two previous books on Washington football history, led himself back into the torture chamber that was the tenure of former head coach Tyrone Willingham for his latest book, Bow Down to Willingham.

Folks, things were worse than we thought. Willingham has lost his team through arrogance and poor communication well before the 0-12 debacle. “Willingham didn’t have anyone’s respect,” former Husky and current San Diego Charger C.J. Wallace told Johnson. “It was always us versus him.” Even Willingham’s admirers grade him low as a coach. “He gave us a lot of stuff to make us better as men,” says former Husky Caesar Rayford. “He just forgot to focus on football.”

Johnson’s convinced me that Willingham was a disaster of a coach. But the author makes a second, more controversial claim, one best encapsulated in Johnson’s subhead, which is: “How White Guilt Enabled a Secretly Malicious Coach to Destroy Husky Football.” If Willingham were white, Johnson contends, he would’ve been fired sooner. Later in his book, Johnson links Willingham’s tenure to the election of Barack Obama, writing that “white liberals worshipped at the altars of Willingham and Obama.” Since I was both a Willingham supporter and an Obama supporter, and am undeniably a white liberal, I figured Johnson and I should have a chat.

What’s the strongest specific evidence you have that Willingham’s tenure lasted longer than it ought to have because he was black?

By the end of the 2007 season, Willingham was a disastrous 11-25 through three seasons at UW. Unseen to the public, team morale inside the program was a travesty. Players were petrified to speak out for fear of Willingham’s retribution.

At the end of 2007, Willingham had a private meeting with President Emmert and Todd Turner in Hawaii, where the Huskies were to play (and lose) to the Warriors. President Emmert privately told multiple people that he entered that meeting with the intention of firing Willingham. Something happened in that room to change his mind. Sources told me that there were concerns of Washington suffering a public backlash like the one Notre Dame endured when they fired Willingham in 2004.

Who are your sources?

Those names are off the record, but generally speaking they were in close proximity of former President Emmert and knew of his concerns of a racial backlash.

In your epilogue, you compare Willingham to President Obama, arguing that both are “arguably incompetent” and have “attained powerful roles they had no business assuming” because “white guilt…provided a catalyst to their careers.” But many whites have attained similar roles with less experience: Steve Sarkisian and George W. Bush come to mind. How can you be sure “white guilt” propelled Willingham and Obama?

For his many faults, George W. Bush had real world business experience running and managing businesses. He was not a career politician (though if Bush ran his businesses like he did the country, they would have all gone bankrupt). As for Sarkisian, his resume was light at a time when Husky Football was on life support. When it happened, I was deeply disappointed by the fact Washington hired him.

I understand and appreciate why you posed that question, but those circumstances are apples and oranges when compared to the Obama and Willingham situations. The crux of Obama’s presidential campaign was the chance for America to make history by hiring a black man as its leader and change the world for good. This was hyped extensively. But the media never properly vetted him to let us know who he really was and what he really stood for. We’ve come to see him as he really is, and many Americans feel tremendously let down. Obama’s popularity rate has plummeted from about 90 percent to 38 percent. He was never what most people thought he was.

As for Willingham, he went directly from running backs coach with the Minnesota Vikings to a head coaching job at Stanford. Where else in modern times has a coach ever gone from running backs coach to head coach? Willingham had been groomed by the legendary Bill Walsh from his Minority Coaching Fellowship program. It was an admirable intention, but the reality is that Willingham was promoted way too fast through the ranks because he looked the part. But looking the part isn’t the same as being a good coach who knows the game well enough to teach it effectively.

Quick food for thought: If Sarkisian went 11-25 in his first three years, mistreated players and bungled virtually every aspect of his job, he would be fired with haste. There would be no public outcry and vigorous public debate about giving him a fourth year.

Former kicker Michael Braunstein told you: “Willingham would be a great coach at Air Force, Navy, Army…(where) guys are soldiers and will do everything they’re told.” Do you agree?

No, I don’t for the most part. If he was in a situation with fantastic coordinators running things for him, and he could serve as the titular leader, he could evade disaster like he did at Stanford. (To be fair, Willingham led Stanford to their first Rose Bowl since 1971–Seth.) The key is would the assistant coaches work hard at recruiting even with Willingham spending minimum effort at doing so? It’s rare to find great organizations or businesses that don’t have the tone set by a hard-working leader. The leader sets the tone for everybody else.

If white guilt is so powerful, how can you ever be sure that a black coaching candidate wasn’t “propped up” the way you say Willingham was?

Each situation is unique, so it’s not like there is some scientific formula to utilize. If we’re speaking generally, without inside information, then we only have our common sense to guide us. When I heard a few months ago that New Mexico’s black head coach Mike Locksley was one of five candidates for the Maryland job, I winced. In his two seasons at NM, Locksley had gone 2-22. Really? You’re going to consider a guy who has gone 1-11 in each of his two seasons as a head coach? It’s almost insulting to the black population to bend in contortions like that. If you want to provide blacks with more coaching opportunities, go find a hard-working assistant or an up-and-coming guy toiling in Division II somewhere, and give him a chance.

Many observers of the Husky football program (including me) argued that Willingham shouldn’t have been fired after the 2007 season because the Huskies had faced a killer schedule, and because another disruption to the program could be devastating. Do you think those arguments were motivated by white guilt as well?

No, I don’t believe that white guilt was the only factor that led to people supporting Willingham. The line of reasoning you cite was understandable but short-sighted, even for people that didn’t know the inside stories. The program was being devastated from the inside and people who saw what was happening could have said something but didn’t. If you, Seth Kolloen, and thousands of other Willingham supporters had heard the player testimonials in my book after the 2007 season, I’m guessing you would rethink your position. (He’s right about that–Seth) There were people, most notably former athletic director Todd Turner, who witnessed what was being done to the players, and yet seemingly deluded themselves into believing everything was being done for the greater cause of maintaining the number of black coaches in college football. On the surface it was a worthy cause, but Turner sacrificed the careers of those players and the welfare of the team in the process.

In December 2007, I privately had a heated but respectful debate with a famous former Husky player. He told me that Willingham needed more time to turn the program around and that I was being too impatient. Two months ago, I spoke with him again, and told him some of the stories that were going to be in the book. He was stunned, and said that he wished he knew that information back then so he might have been able to speak up on behalf of the players.

Thanks, Derek. You can buy Bow Down to Willingham and Johnson’s other (less political) Husky history books at DerekJohnsonBooks.com.