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“Upstream Color” Ups the Dose but Not Much Else

Upstream Color opens Friday, April 12, at SIFF Cinema Uptown.

I went into Upstream Color expecting something metaphysical: that is, based on the swirling words around the title, some exploration of the unseen; more specifically, some kind of constant, over-arching organism connecting us, connecting it, all.

What I got, over the first thirty minutes, anyway: A woman abducted, electrically shocked into unconsciousness, drugged through being forcefed a worm, woken into a worm-induced state of acquiescence, forced through said state to sign over money she doesn’t really have, and then dumped,a discarded cheeseburger wrapper from a buffet of bizarre crime.

Shane Carruth, director, writer, star, and everything-else-big on this shoot, shows a simultaneously lively and panoramic view of everything. Injecting the divine, the overarching, into the quotidian, remains important work attempted by all too few. Problem for Carruth, though: Terrence Malick showed up with To The Wonder (see its own SunBreak review here), gobbling up the whole game plan.

So Upstream gives you a fair amount about pigs, and synthesizers, and obsessively recording outdoorsy sometimes-ambient noises; and the pitfalls of modern dating—hell, the pitfalls of modern living, especially when you’ve got a past you can’t escape and you have to choose how much of it to hide, and until when. And more pigs. And the suggestion, at least, that it’s all interwined.

What’s missing here, what Malick caught instead: An underlying reason for something. Anything. Motivations here seem either opaque or stunningly obvious. When you open your metaphysics with a person deliberately, systematically, doing harm to another human being who’s done nothing to warrant any of it (nothing revealed at least—same thing), you dig yourself a deep hole. Hell, even psychedelic rangers who dose people—which I do not condone, which I find grossly neglectful and irresponsible—have their reasons. They want to throw people through the French windows of reality.

That’s bad, but it slimly beats out a nothing, however gloriously pulsing.

A Red, White & Zoo Weekend Pig Out is in the Works

A kunekune pig from New Zealand (Photo: Ryan Hawk)

The Woodland Park Zoo has been pigging out lately, first with Visayan warty pigs and warthogs, now with a pair of new kunekune pigs from New Zealand named Baxter and Barkley. Glance again at the photo and you will not be surprised to learn that “kunekune” means “fat and round” in Māori. The short-legged, short-snouted, and pot-bellied pigs, says the zoo, “are known to be very friendly, sociable, and intelligent and thrive on human company.”

The kunekune duo have their zoo debut during the annual Red, White & Zoo celebration, held at the zoo from June 30 to July 1 this year. The Zoo animals take a break from feeding-time routine with a menu of Fourth of July-themed treats–star-shaped popsicles, watermelon, corn on the cob and “other picnic fare”–which is supposed to “enrich the lives of the zoo’s animals, promote natural animal behavior, keep animals mentally stimulated, and engage zoo visitors.”

Drop in each day from 10 a.m. to about 3 p.m. for the mental stimulation of seeing an otter or orangutan feast like it’s the Fourth. It may not be quite as stimulating at the Pike Place Fish Market guys’ experience, tossing to grizzlies–look at the wary eye they keep on where the bears are:

 

Zoo News Roundup: Otter Edition

SQUEEEEE! Sea otter Aniak with her female pup born 1/14/12. Photo: C.J. Casson, Seattle Aquarium

It’s been a busy few weeks in zoo animal news, so let’s do a rundown. The big baby announcement came from the Seattle Aquarium on January 14th: a new sea otter pup born to second-time mother Aniak. And it took the Aquarium eleven days to determine that the now nearly five-pound pup is a girl! (The need for mother-and-pup bonding time trumps our NEED TO KNOW.)

Being a female otter pup has its advantages, as Traci Belting, the Aquarium’s curator of mammals and birds indicated that “if the pup were a male, once it grew up, it would need to be transferred, so as not to cause conflicts with the father otter, Adaa. Now we know she can stay right here with her mother, Aniak, and her grandmother, Lootas.”

The new baby otter doesn’t yet have a crazy name of her own (no doubt it’s geographically-appropriate Inuit). So let’s just call her Kitty, and leave it at that. But noooooooo…everybody has to have their say, and thus the Aquarium will announce plans to invite the public to vote on possible names in a few weeks.

So head to the Aquarium to catch the pup while she’s still fluffy. Otters typically begin to shed their fluffy pup fur at about six weeks–and by ten weeks her coat will like an adult’s. The upside of losing all that fluff? Then the pup will be able to dive, which means plenty of swimming lessons from her mama. And just in time! Otters learn to open shellfish (by biting or pounding shells together on their chests) when they’re about three months old.

An endangered Visayan Warty Pig female. Photo by Michael Durham, courtesy of the Oregon Zoo.

Meanwhile, the Woodland Park Zoo had a couple big babies of their own to announce: their 2011 attendance, which exceeded one million for the 11th consecutive year (1,094,514 visitors), and their private donations of $12.8M, the highest since the zoo began operating as a private non-profit in 2002.

And coming this May “mohawked” Visayan warty pigs from Asia and warthogs from Africa will debut at the zoo. In both cases, think a more punk, woolier version of the Wooly Pig. The zoo showcases will evoke the pigs’ endangered habitat in the Philippines, as well as that of their warthog cousins in the arid East African savanna. The zoo knows how to sell these critters: “Get ready to see some serious rooting, dusting, and wallowing.”

What’s bigger news than pigs with mohawks? The Zoo’s new penguin-feeding experience!

Here’s your chance to feed our tuxedo-clad birds! For $5, feed the zoo’s Humboldt penguins a handful of tasty fish and experience these endangered birds hand to beak. Feedings are offered through April 1, 11:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m. daily at an enclosed area of the penguin exhibit.