The Weekend Wrap: Neighborhood Headline News Feb. 20 – 26

  • Seattle Cancer Care Alliance Radiation Oncology Center Opens at Northwest Hospital (Aurora | Seattle)
  • Parks looking for ‘partners’ to fund wading pools (My Ballard)
  • Public safety topic of next NBHC meeting (Beacon Hill Blog)
  • It’s Time to Take Back Belltown: BBA Event Recap (belltownpeople)
  • Electronic tolling gear being installed on 520 bridge (Capitol Hill Seattle)
  • Once an ambitious development, Promenade 23 sale to large Texas trust pending (Central District News)
  • Eastlake Boulledrome – getting ready for the next season… (Eastlake Ave)
  • SDOT To Begin Repaving Dexter Avenue In March (Fremont Universe)
  • Coming soon: 2011 Spring Fecal Fest Zoo Doo (My Green Lake)
  • Magnolia teen goes bald to help others (Magnolia Voice)
  • Survey on creating stable funding for Seattle Parks system (Maple Leaf Life)
  • Phinney-Greenwood one of Seattle Magazine’s top 11 neighborhoods (PhinneyWood)
  • Memorials sprout up along Aurora Bridge’s new suicide-prevention fence (Queen Anne View)
  • Where in the Rainier Valley to Get Your Girl Scout Cookie Fix (Rainier Valley Post)
  • Come on, Ravenna Blog! Get out there and throw pies if nothing’s going on. (Ravenna Blog)
  • Roosevelt High School’s Jazz Band moves on to “Essentially Ellington” finals (Roosiehood)
  • Native Harbinger of Spring (Southend Seattle)
  • Proposed homeless encampment still being debated (South Seattle Beacon)
  • The Eastlake Residential Desert / 659 pages of EIS for your reading pleasure (The Southlake)
  • Dino Day at the Burke (U District Daily)
  • Help grow produce for food banks (My Wallingford)
  • Puffin’ (Wallyhood)
  • No foreclosure sale for West Seattle’s ‘Hole’ tomorrow, after all (West Seattle Blog)
  • Former Southgate Skate Center in White Center to be reborn as Southgate Roller Rink (White Center Now)

“The New New News” Illustrates Hybrid Vigor of News-Theatre

Expectations are everything, so let me say at the outset that I wasn’t expecting all that much from The New New News: A Living Newspaper (at Erickson Theater off-Broadway through February 27, then North Seattle Community College March 4 through 13). As an experimental hybrid of news-gathering and drama, it resembles a huge red button with no obvious label. Could be something good, could be something bad.

The risk pays off. It’s not like anything else you’re going to see on stages around town, and it delivers on that holy grail of theatrical enterprise, which is to get to you leave talking about what you just saw. Partly that’s because it’s determinedly topical–ripped from the headlines, if there are headlines still to rip from.

By coincidence, I saw it back-to-back with a South Park episode in which the gang try to save their closed-circuit TV news ratings, and end up running ginned-up rumors and celebrity gossip. Something similar happens in The New New News, in which the gang’s plutocrat publisher instructs them to double their news site’s traffic in 24 hours by documenting their own attempts to cover what’s going on in online news gathering around Seattle.

If the 24-hour countdown is a hoary way of drumming up dramatic stakes, that actually mimics the time-based pressures of modern news gathering. 


Yes, there are drawbacks to hybridization. As theatre, the development of character and dramatic playing-out sometimes gets short shrift. There’s no first act, really, in which we’d get to meet the characters and form impressions of them, before plot catapults them in different directions. And so far as online news goes, the manhunt for Maurice Clemmons recedes into paleolithic history. 

Yet there’s an authenticity that comes from the particular way the play was developed. “NewsWrights” Paul Mullin and Dawson Nichols wrote the script, after doing a number of interviews with online news gatherers around town, and shadowing them throughout their day. If you know the local players, it’s fun to spot a Monica-Guzman-esque character, and hear banter that sounds lifted from the last days of the print Seattle Post-Intelligencer. Sports columnist Art Thiel and his Sportspress Northwest venture get coverage, Publicola gets name-dropped, photographer Cliff DesPeaux and Seattle Crime’s Jonah Spangenthal-Lee are interviewed, and our own Jeremy Barker shows up as a tipster. 


There’s real drama in the way the play catches people struggling with a profound insecurity in the face of technological disruption; Pete (Mark Fullerton) is the old-guard newspaper editor wrestling with a robbery of integrity, Oscar (Joseph P. McCarthy) is the old dog of a boozehound who finds that tech can actually help him keep up to his old tricks, Holly (Kayla Adams) and Brad (Jordan Williams) are the millennials for whom social media and Google are innate reflexes. (The professional actors include Michelle Chiachiere, Fullerton, Joe Ivy, Catherine Kettrick, McCarthy, and Jordan Williams, and they’re joined by a number of student actors from North Seattle Community College.)

A series of thwarted online seminars by a professor of journalism is less successful (nothing to do with the talents of Robert Agostinelli, it’s just that the character insists upon irrelevancy), while interviews with real Seattleites found at Green Lake work reasonably well as scene-change filler. Because transparency is the word of the day, the NewsWrights interpolate footage from a production meeting, with Mullin debating Nichols over the tension between dramatic fictionalization and their work interviewing real-life sources.

I said it’s a play that will leave you talking, so as proof, let me list a few hot buttons that get pressed. Traffic and monetization–as an instance of what’s measured mattering, traffic has become intensely important on a granular scale. Not only can traffic be measured by the post, it can be measured by the minute throughout the day. But because traffic is intimately tied with monetization (the play leads you through CPM, CPC, and CPA), people are also cagey about how much they have, and how they get it.

Newspapers have an audit bureau they try to game; television has the Nielsen ratings; radio, Arbitron. But many online sites self-report traffic, rather than through a third party. (The SunBreak uses Quantcast, which screens out bot traffic and tracks cookies to try to avoid double-counting someone who visits from home and work.) Online advertising is troublesome, too, because an audience can come from anywhere, which was not an issue with newspapers or, for the most part, local TV and radio. But there’s no reason to think that a largely Seattle audience is visiting Seattlepi.com’s “Fat to fit” celebrity photo gallery. 

The end-stage of the news outlet in the corporate era appears to be the content farm–where stories are written on demand on search-friendly topics that are meant to attract advertisers and allow for specific product placement. 

Even so, online advertising rates remain (artificially, I think) depressed. After a year and half of existence, The SunBreak brings in a grand total of some $200 per month, with our U.S. readership of 10,000 people per month. I will freely admit that we are lackadaisical at selling ads, but I also think that advertisers are terrible at telling that we are a good, inexpensive spot to advertise. We also have three subscribers, which is amazing given that we can’t actually make you pay *cough* legally. (Those three people have purchased my faith that the rest of you are basically good people.)

I refuse to let monetization drive our coverage strategy, because I want us to gain an identity before we bargain on its worth to anyone. But that makes watching something like The New New News poignant because the people in the newsroom there did have something worth something, an identity, a reputation–until one day they didn’t. Even now, it’s startling for me to think that–here let me just open up my New York Times app–everyone used to have pay to read this, or they didn’t read it at all.

Where Young People Go to Retire: Portlandia Season Finale Tonight

Hopefully, you’ve all been watching IFC’s Portlandia for its dead-on skewering of Pacific Northwest hip, faux-artsy, liberaler-than-thou characters.  (And if not, get thee to Hulu and/or the IFC website for clips.) 

Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein’s sketch comedy show comes to the end of its first season six-episode run tonight at 10:30–check out the above video for a sneak peek. But never fear: IFC will start rerunning the first season next Friday, and a second season is already in the works, so there’s plenty more opportunities to come for you to put a bird on it.


With New Scandal, Seattle School District Extends Its “Money Pit” Brand

Unfortunate taglines, Exhibit A

Speaking of school pride, the Seattle Times has put together a major investigative series on the Seattle Public Schools, reporting that, “Seattle Public Schools spent up to $1.8 million on contract work that was never done or didn’t benefit the district, triggering a secret criminal investigation into allegations of financial fraud.”

Some $280,000 went for “services never provided,” says Seattlepi.com, trying to get their oar in.

Critics of Superintendent Maria Goodloe-Johnson, of which there are more every day, are heartened by headlines like: “Top school officials should have done more to supervise spending.” In their view, that she appears unconnected with the alleged fraud is just as damning. Her lack of oversight into how the district was spending funds undermines her decision to put the school district through the huge disruption of school closure, on money-saving grounds.

As the Times reports, though:

At the center is Silas Potter Jr., who managed the district’s small-business program, which started as a way to help companies learn how to bid for district construction projects, but grew into an operation that spent up to $1 million a year, offered dozens of classes, and signed partnership agreements with other government agencies such as the city of Bellevue, the Port of Seattle and Tacoma Public Schools.

Potter reported to Fred Stephens, the district’s former director of facilities and construction. Following an investigation (which was not disclosed to the school board), in spring 2009 Stephens revoked Potter’s authority to award construction contracts. Stephens, who now works as deputy assistant secretary for administration U.S. Department of Commerce, wanted to fire Potter, but was told the findings didn’t constitute “just cause.”

Blame-assessment is the immediate fall-out, with the school board outraged. They should be, because none of this news has brightened the prospects of the $231 million Families and Education levy. Supported by both Mayor McGinn and the Council’s Tim Burgess, the levy is contaminated by the association, even though the funds raised would be spent by the city, not the school district. Burgess insists that “it’s full speed ahead on our process of evaluating the levy and taking a (Council) vote later in March.”

“Full speed” has to be a relative term, in this context.

In his campaign for mayor, McGinn actually brought up the idea of the city taking over Seattle Public Schools if management didn’t improve. That’s unlikely, but despite waves of reformers elected to the school board, the district continues to exhibit a deep, dangerous blindness to its own operations and their effectiveness. Misspent money can happen anywhere there’s money enough to be misspent, but as of last August, the school district told me it couldn’t easily provide data on class size, or even give a ratio of school enrollment to physical capacity.

This was astonishing to me, given that schools were in the process of being closed due to performance. As I wrote then:

It also raises the question of how–when the district was closing schools last year because “there is currently too little classroom space in North Seattle to meet demand, but too much space in the Central, South, Southeast and West Seattle clusters”–it actually knew that. The district’s “Capacity Management” page doesn’t contain a single number or percentage related to the district’s student capacity.

Personally, I found it hard to believe these numbers didn’t, in fact, exist. But I feel a bit better knowing that the district has stonewalled the school board as well.

Are You a High School Rapstar? People Are Looking for You.

Locally, Franklin, Rainier Beach, and West Seattle high schools are participating in the Get MotivatED Challenge, in collaboration with Def Jam Rapstar. The grand prize is a trip to New York City to meet with Def Jam executives like Russell Simmons and Kevin Liles, and the chance to perform a rap live on BET’s 106 & Park. 

The idea is that entrants will come up with a short rap or spoken word video about how education influences their life: “You can rhyme about your goals, going to college, school pride, hard work, dedication–it’s up to you!” You have to get your video entry up by March 18, and the earlier, the better. West Seattle’s got one up already:

I do not know a lot about rap, but some of these suggested topics don’t sound very gangsta to me. School pride sounds especially soul-killing. Look what “Be True to Your School” did to the Beach Boys, and they really had no rep to lose to begin with. I don’t know if this contest is “Blue Scholars Approved,” like the Hip Hop Word Count project, but I think it could use a Blue Scholars take. You want something on the influence of education? Listen to this:



As students, we learn that cultures are remembered and live on through how they’re documented, be it oral tradition, historical record, or otherwise. Hip-hop as a culture has its own documentation: its lyricism. Often times, academic takes on hip-hop forgo its own self-expression and context, with a anthropological, subjective and theory-heavy approach that zaps the authenticity out of the account. 

Here are the rules: “Only U.S. residents who are current students, ages 13-19, are eligible to submit videos. Videos must be no longer than 60 seconds in length. The contest is open for submissions from 2/21/2011 to 3/18/2011. Voting will take place from 2/21/2011 to 3/18/2011. Individuals will be required to sign in to vote.  Anyone over 13 years of age can vote.  Voters can vote for multiple videos but can only vote for each video one time.”